16 people tell stories about unexpected nudity they saw
Nathan Johnson
Published
01/07/2018
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Unexpected nudity is the gift that keeps on giving
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1.
“Middle school. There was this girl who matured much earlier than the other girls. It was a big pool party and my buddy and I were sitting in the hot tub. It was a raised hot tub attached to the pool. Well the girl I mentioned earlier climbs from the pool and into the hot tub, only her bathing suit top didn’t make it all the way. She looked down and realized it and dove back over the wall into the pool. My buddy and i just looked at each other and kind of giggled like middle school idiots.” -
2.
“Friend’s older sister had a boob slip out of her nighty while we were playing a game of Monopoly. It became “community chest” once it popped out I thought.” -
3.
“The place we always stay/stayed at for our family’s beach vacation used to have college kids staying in the building next to it. One summer they must have been doing work in the bathroom, because there were no curtains on the shower…..which faced our apartment’s porch. Three people were showering together and I could see a lot. 13 year old me was pretty happy.” -
4.
“I worked in a hotel for a bit. I was 17 and worked in the kitchen as a dishwasher. But part of the job was doing random jobs for the front desk. So one evening I’m asked to take a mini fridge up to a room (mid 90s and fridges were still a luxury in our hotel). In the room was a visiting girls softball team hanging out in their pajamas. There was some pretty sweet pajamas. Then one came out of the shower with just a towel and another girl (God bless her) yanked it off her in front of me. There was screaming, laughing, swearing and me getting shoved out and the door slammed. Good time.” -
5.
“Friend was banging his gf in his room, walks out to use the shared toilet leaves his door wide open I’m in the hallway and look to see her fully naked handcuffed to the bed. She said “Hi” I said “Hi”” -
6.
“When I was 11 or 12 the Navy was giving public tours of some battleship, which was like a big public event. So I’m on deck with my mom, little brothers and a tour group of like fifty people when a yacht floats by with a dozen partiers making a lot of noise. Naturally everyone turns around and two of the women on the yacht pull their tops off which got a great laugh. Then a 3rd women turns around, bends over and pulls her bikini bottom down. And that’s the story of how i saw my first irl hooha from like 200 feet away. Good day.” -
7.
“Used to walk to my neighbor’s place to pick him up for school. I had a car and he didn’t yet, we were both juniors in high school. His sister was a senior with late arrival, so she was usually just getting up and ready when we were leaving. I was standing in his kitchen a little earlier than normal because on Fridays, we’d hit up McDonald’s or the bakery before school. His sister walks out of the shower while drying her hair, completely nude. I couldn’t do anything but freeze and stare for a full 2 seconds before she realized I was standing there and she half screamed, half laughed and I shouted “SORRY!” as she ran to her bedroom. I didn’t say anything to anyone about it, but we had a physics class together every other day and she came in that day red faced and still giggling. She was a real sport about it.” -
8.
“In high school we had a group project and my crush was kneeling on the floor in front of me working with her group. Now this was back when super low-rise jeans were a thing, so I could see like half of her butt sticking out. Usually I turn away and don’t mind such situations, but on that day I was definitely the least productive person in our group.” -
9.
“When I was 16, my first job was pumping gas at a gas station. We had this couple that were regulars and one day, they pull in, and the guy’s wife is in a dress, has her legs up on the dashboard and spread wide for the world to see. No underwear. Clearly intentional. The first time it happened, I passed it off as some bizarre trick my mind had played on me, but then they did it again. About the third time I, in my infinite 16-year-old wisdom, decided to tell them “We need more customers like you guys.” as they were paying/leaving. Never happened again and, in fact, the guy came back alone later that day and asked me to apologize to his wife the next time they came in. Thank god that was the last time I ever saw them. Left quite the lasting impression, though.” -
10.
“My sisters friend had a nightie on and she opened her legs, first fanny I ever laid eyes on.” -
11.
“I was 10. My best friend and I were playing in the downstairs cellar and found an unmarked VHS tape. Both curious on what was on it popped it in the vcr upstairs in his room. It was a full 90 min sex tape of his parents banging. Like hardcore. We sat together that afternoon in complete silence unsure of what to do or say.” -
12.
“Best moment of my teenage life: I was an eighteen year old freshman at a large university and was walking on campus in the first week of school. Still warm enough for girls to wear short skirts around campus. I am walking down this narrow side street that also serves the shops/bookstore on campus and a girl walks out of a door about ten feet in front of me. I look up and see that she had accidentally tucked the back of her skirt into the waste band of her almost thong. I immediately look around me to see if someone else notices this attractive girl with her almost bare ass walking in front of me but no one was around. I caught up to her before she turned the corner of a busy intersection and told her about the wardrobe malfunction. She looked at me, fixed the skirt immediately, and almost ran away. Felt bad because she was embarrassed/worried I was a creep.” -
13.
“Female coworker regularly changed into post-work running clothes in her office. The door didn’t quite latch one day and it slowly swung open while she was changing. I happened to walk by and notice. Her back was to the door, but it was a nice brief view.” -
14.
“I used to go to a gym where the treadmills faced the thigh abductors and the girl using it was very cute and was not wearing underwear under her shorts. It was very nice.” -
15.
“A female housemate wore short shorts without underwear, and for the duration of a movie we were all watching the fabric was to one side, and it was a clear shot right at her ladybusiness. Better than the movie Black Swan anyway.” -
16.
“Once I was a kid watching the Super Bowl halftime show and Janet Jackson’s boob popped out.”
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